Santa Aur Bikhari Se Ladayi

Santa Ko Thane Mein Laya Gaya, Aur Police Inpector Ke Aage Pesh Kiya Gaya
Inspector: “Tumne Is Bechare Bikhari Ko Itna Kyu Maara?
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Santa: “Mene Isko Kitni Baar Bola Ki Main Aisa Waisa Aadmi Nahi Hoon, Fir Bhi Sala Bolta Hai, Ek Baar De De Baba“